Pete the Perfect

2 1/2 year old Bullmastiff ~ Maryland ~ Seeking Forever Family
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It’s SO embarrassing - I actually found my handsome little self HOMELESS!  Can you imagine that?  Me - absolutely perfect, in the prime of life (2 1/2 years old), and impeccably behaved - abandoned in a shelter.  Luckily, a wonderful lady (I think she might be my girlfriend….) came along and picked me up right away and brought me home with her.  I have been on my very best behavior to ensure that nothing that horrible ever happens to me again.  So, I am perfect in the housebreaking department - plus I sleep calmly in my crate when I’m home by myself, and snuggle on my bed overnight because I’m such a good boy that I’m allowed the run of the house whenever my fairy godmother is home and I love to play with my bones and stuffies and I never ruin anything.  Because I’m perfect.   In addition to being really good in the house, I am very polite when I’m out cruising the neighborhood making new friends.  I have very nice leash manners, and I enjoy meeting other dogs and children and my special favorite treat is a puppaccino from Starbucks.  In case you forgot - I’m perfect!  I even speak English - I know “wait” when I’m getting my meals, and “go to your house” when it’s time to go in my crate; I sit calmly to get my leash on, and then - ready for this? - I actually sit by the door and wait when I’m going out for a walk - no rushing through the door for me.  What if it closed behind me and I was homeless again?  I’m supposed to tell you that I am microchipped, up to date on all my vaccinations, HW-, and I am about to be neutered (whatever that is - sounds sorta scary).  I’m also the ideal size for city life - once there’s more than just skin covering my bones, I should be about 70-75 pounds.  Everybody who meets me loves me, and they all say I’m ready for my forever home.  Would you like to give me that chance, and make sure that I’m never homeless again?  Just sayin’ - it’s going to be hard for my foster mommy to let me go, so she’ll be really, really, really picky and will find me the best spot ever.  I don’t know how it could be better than what I have now but she says it will be, so here I am - Pete the Perfect - showing off my cuteness and hoping somebody picks me!

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